reach

dumb or stupid

that kid is a reach

by anonymous September 1, 2022

guatemalan reach round

When ya best mate will wank you off for a fiver

All I want is a Guatemalan reach round

by Horracewallace July 13, 2017

Halo reach around.

When you reach around a police officer lover style to grab their service weapon.

I gave the sheriff the ol' halo reach around.

by Kendigo June 2, 2023

Dutch Reach Around

When you give someone a reach around and they fart in your mouth at the same time.

Stephen got a mouth full of eggy gas when he gave Dick Tracey a Dutch Reach around

by Dutch Shola December 13, 2017

Reach Retch

The motion sickness that strikes many people when they first start playing certain video games, either for the first time or after a while not picking up a controller.

Man, I was supposed to go out with everyone tonight but I started playing the latest Halo game & now I'm laying on the couch with Reach Retch!

by FefferJ October 8, 2010

Texas outback reach around

The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.

Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem

by MonkimansFatTaintsCheeseLard January 24, 2023

Romanian Reach Around

A Reach Around normally administered behind a dumpster at Wendy's in exchange for $20 or 100 BBBYQ shares. High pitched Yiddish singing/chanting by an experienced goy is what gives this Reach Around its uniqueness. It's not gay it's 2024 and Megan Fox every time.

FakePulte/Max_Tendies/Fake U-Copy is waiting behind Wendy's to give Plur, Turkish and fghtffyrdmns a Romanian Reach Around

by Nozzylicious Noz January 9, 2024