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rando

an unpredictable, awkward and often creepy individual. a rando is always there in the background, even though no one invited him. Randos tend to be isolated within large groups; they sit in corners and lurk in the shadows of others. Even though everyone is aware of the presence of a rando, no one knows anything about him or her and therefore randos are often unwittingly ignored.
Example 1)

Beno: Where the hell is Jordo?!? I've looked everywhere for him!
Michael: I saw him sleeping in a deserted room. There were no windows, beds or pictures. He was nuzzled in a corner where no one could see him. What a rando!

Example 2)

Tuck: Who's that creeper sitting by himself in the back of Night and Day Cafe at 2:30 in the morning, watching Walter and Perry on his iphone?
Ben: It's JV! What a rando!
by golden snitch July 17, 2009
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Randolph Henry High School

Nigh unheard of school in Nowhere, Virginia populated by a large number of rednecks, chavs, emos, and all-around idiots. Statistics show that 99% of RHHS grads will become alcoholics due to their socially deprived childhood and poor formal education.
You: Hey I graduated from Randolph Henry High School!
Me: Sounds like you need a drink.
by Cain23 December 14, 2008
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Random Word Button

The coolest on-line button in the entire fucking Universe. In fact it is so awesome, that if you don't use it, then you are a CUNT!
Peep1: hit the Random Word button on UD
Peep 2: What's that?
Peep 1: You're a CUNT!
by NeonKnigtZ666 September 11, 2013
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a random

a random is somone usually meet while playing a online game.
they are usually no life geeks who sit around all day playing games and send you messages trying to make fun of you while they sound like a 12 year old boy.
that guy xToasterboyxX sent me a message because he shot me. what a random.
by MRstone August 17, 2009
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Attempting to be funny and random

What anybody under the age of 13 tries to do ALL OF THE TIME on the Internet. You can tell they are doing this if they use any of the following words:

1. Cheese
2. Toast
3. Spork
4. Evil
5. Squirrel/Chicken

Click on any of those words and you will most likely find some inane attempt at being funny by some 12-year-old crone.
When I looked up this word, one of the suggestions was "50 Facts About Women". Oh, how convenient.
by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004
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random bamtush

A person who has been getting messy on the sessel, some would say a David Courtney clone
Couts you random bamtush
by tj brobs January 12, 2005
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rando

1. A random person; an unknown person.

2. A stranger, especially a man, who is used for gratuitous sex.
"Why is that rando staring at my ass?"

"What did you do last night?" ... "Went to the bar and took home a rando."
by not deej December 28, 2005
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