Pesto Pubes

When a girl pisses and shits on your pubes, giving your pubes a nice pesto relish.

Jenifer gave me Pesto Pubes last night .

by Boner Forest February 20, 2018

vagina pubes

Hair that grows on your "danger area" and gets itchy

My vagina pubes were itchy last night

I just grew some vagina pubes

by Toiletbowlwithspice November 27, 2017

a red pube

The smallest increment of measurement in relation to distance or time. An infinitesimal amount of measurement of closeness.

In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.

You're just a red pube away from getting zocked in the balls.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.

by PONDERINGWHATIMPONDERINGPINKY January 15, 2017

Macho Pubes

Macho Pubes mean you have a huge ball fro. Your pubes will join with your chest hair than your head hair. don't believe me? Watch the movie Fur: an imaginary portrait.

Man my macho pubes are advancing.

by The One U Trust September 23, 2011

pube dingle

When you forget to shave your coo coo and your bum hair gets hot sweaty and toasty. So your bum hair connects to your crack hair. That dingleberry transfers to a pube dingle.

"If you think dingleberries are bad, you should experience a pube dingle."

by Goinontour September 28, 2017

Bandwagon pube

When someone likes a team for a stupid ass reason.

"I like the raiders because I'm a white sox fan and they have the same colors."

"BANDWAGON PUBE!"

by Gartz44 May 11, 2016

White pubes

White pubes is about 20 minutes after you cum when your pubes get hard and they turn white, usually looks like lice, no girl wants to see white pubes

Sam I’m not sucking your dick you have white pubes

by Monica😉 October 22, 2019