pube bunnies

The collection of my husband's newly shaven ballsack hair that has collected under the bathroom sink.

Mum: I am just going to clean the dust from under your sink darling.
Me: That ain't dust mum, it's Craig's pube bunnies.
Mum: Oh my fucking god.

by texasco April 24, 2014

Boob Pubes

when a woman has pube like hairs on her breasts, like a hairy chest on a lady.

i got ready to go out, had a bath and shaved my boob pubes all off.

by greenskill September 20, 2014

Peek-a-Pube

A comment referring to the scandalous and provocative clothing worn by a skanky female.

Dang, Gina! Did you see her outfit? The skirt is so short she's gonna peek-a-pube!

by Tina_Cakes May 15, 2015

nannas pubes

Anything that's going is nannas pubes.
Everything good.
Everything is NannaPubes

#freehoggyking

DEAN : Bro get up for a beer
CONOR: NANNAS PUBES !!

by 6030king December 11, 2018

Pube Hug

When you're pissing or getting a good jerk on then pull your hand away but pube curls around one or two of your fingers, hugging you.

Aw, man, I was pissing like a racehorse and got a pube hug!

by The Moist Sausage October 31, 2018

Jiffy Pube

Pubes on the floor of a jiffy lube waiting area. They were left behind by a man named Ronny who wears elastic shorts and scratches his balls in all the wrong settings.

Derek: What’s that on the floor?
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

Rubik’s pubes

When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.

Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019