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Delayed Entry Program

A person in their 30's (or older) who still lives with their parents and therefore delayed full adulthood. Synonymous with Peter Pan Syndrome. They have instead opted to delay living financially independent from their parents, starting their own family and/or parting with their vast collection of video games and other childhood toys. They have entered the Delayed Entry Program (for adults). Not to be confused with the program of the same name for entering the military.
Bernard hasn't left home since high school still works at the same supermarket he did in high school and is in his 30's. He has decided to sign-up for the Delayed Entry program (for grownups).
by anonymous January 1, 2025
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Delayed Entry Program

A male in their 30's (or older) who lives with their parents and has never lived independently. They are content with having a job that has little to no responsibility and doesn't require a background check or drug tests. They are not sure how to attract a female, save money for the future to buy or rent their own place, nor save for their retirement. Often referred to as Peter Pan Syndrome. Ambitions tend to focus on becoming a social media influencer without any plan for how to do that. They have entered the Delayed Entry Program for adults.
Ted is in his 30's, lives at home and works part-time at a local store. He is not sure how to set goals such as move out on his own or advance in his career. He has entered the delayed entry program (for adults)
by NorwoodNative January 1, 2025
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Neuro Linguistic Programming

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Neuro Linguistic Programming
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes
Person 6: Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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Wonderbolts Breeding Program

A top-secret covert Equestrian government program which aims to take the top genes from stallions in Equestria Pegasus or not and privilege the highest achieving mares in the Wonderbolts to be able to produce foals who are genetically superior to eventually grow up to become Equestrian Wonderbolts themselves.

Often times however the stallions are blindfolded, restrained, and laid on their backs, and the Pegasus mare rides them, but they are not aware of the contribution they are making and even in the event it is a royal stallion in this program he still does not choose who he breeds with as all are under sedation for the process.
I heard the Equestrian Wonderbolts aren't selected from applications, they're bred to be genetically superior by the Wonderbolts Breeding Program.
by PrinceLittleMoney January 30, 2026
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A theoretical framework proposing that the laws of physics are not eternal, immutable decrees but rather something akin to a program—code written into the fabric of reality that could, in principle, be read, understood, and perhaps even modified. This theory draws on analogies with computer science: the universe as a vast computational system, physical laws as its operating system, constants as parameters, particles as data structures, interactions as functions. It suggests that what we experience as "laws" might be the running of a cosmic program—and that sufficiently advanced understanding might allow us to access the source code. The theory opens possibilities that traditional physics forecloses: that laws might have been different in other cosmic epochs; that they might vary across regions of the multiverse; that they might be patchable or upgradeable; that intelligence might eventually learn to program reality itself. It also provides a framework for understanding paraphysical phenomena: if the universe is running on code, then what we call "paranormal" might be interactions with aspects of the program we don't yet understand—undocumented features, developer backdoors, or glitches in the matrix.
Example: "His theory of programming the laws of physics suggested that the constants we measure aren't fundamental—they're settings in a cosmic program, parameters that could be changed. The universe isn't a machine running on fixed laws; it's a computer running code, and we're just beginning to learn the language."
by Dumu The Void March 19, 2026
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Mexican Space Program

Sex act- where the man buys antibiotics from a mexican liquor store, dips it in mango flavoring, vapo rub, and tajin.

The man then places the pill as suppository into the woman's anus. The resulting burn and “high” during intercourse will send her into space metaphorically
No mames wey! She’s undergoing the Mexican space program, she’s so lucky”
by Milf Examiner February 27, 2025
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