pontiac blanket

1. A diseased or poisoned garment given to someone in order to infect or afflict them.

2. A reference to smallpox blankets allegedly given to the Pontiac Indians.

See: Ottawa jizz rag, Nessus shirt, Shirt of Nesus, Nessus Snuggy, Tunic of Nessus

I woke up with a cold sore after crashing at Dan's apartment after the party. I'm pretty sure he gave me the ol' Pontiac blanket because I cock-blocked him.

by The Cap N' August 10, 2020

ponto

sus

ponto kinda sus

by vishnya September 19, 2020

ponto

sus

ponto is kinda sus

by vishnya September 19, 2020

Pontaffed

Flanderizing a character in a not even entertaining way. Making one trait the only character they have without any of the original charm.

Knuckles the Echidna was pontaffed into a dumb, jock even though he was a more quiet loner before.

by Fan Ilynn September 21, 2020

Pontooning

When you motor-boat someones butt instead of their boobs.

Whadda ya say we finish this drinks and I go pontoon you for a while?
I am really looking forward to pontooning you after this steak dinner.

by candyflipjesus May 21, 2021

Piontek

a person who always snitches for going out.
Or simply a Pussy

Piontek hat schon wieder gezinkt vallah

by Loco169 June 4, 2021

Pontian fc

shithole

pontian fc are the worst in the league, they're a shithole!

by pontianfchaterz June 26, 2021