procrastination

Time efficiency. It’ll get done.

Ah procrastination… Can’t wait to tell you all about it later on.

by Vince Vileborne February 6, 2023

Procrastination

Procrastination is defined as... oh wait nevermind. I'll finish this definition tomorrow.

I'll put a sentence for procrastination here tomorrow.

by Pialinist January 2, 2024

Procrastinator

Derived from the Mexican word, Prokhratamathión, which means 'Midnight Snack'.

And the Viking word, Asstinator, which means puckered cheeks.

It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark

yeah this is just from Gumball.
only use this definition of procrastinator with someone who will get it.

by a_duck_in_the_void January 12, 2024

Procrastination

Me.

I do procrastination. Duh

by I like hot Asian guys. Not you April 21, 2023

Suicidal procrastination

This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”

Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”

Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”

Friend 2: “you good bro?”

by Recarma69 April 30, 2023

Procrastination

A problem where you can't convince yourself to get off your ass and do something now, (Ex. a chore, homework, etc.) so you tell yourself you'll do it later.

Johnny has a problem with procrastination. He kept doing it until he ran out of time to do his homework.

by VioletThePurple July 24, 2021

Procrastinating

What you're doing right now, your entire course is due tomorrow and you've only finished half, because your brain is addicted to dopamine.

You right now: 'I'm gonna and go fuck around on Urban Dictionary instead of finishing my homework.'
Virgin: 'Man I love procrastinating'

by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021