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Prashant

Indian name for the french delicacy "Crossiant"
Can I have a prashant please?
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prasham

Widely believed to be a combination of proud+ashamed. That is in fact, not the case.
A Prasham is anything but proud of himself.

Things a Prasham is not:
1). White
2). Lover of pork
3). Real Madrid fan

Things a Prasham is:
1). Lover of chicken

2). Husband/dad of two loving scooters
3). A 70/30 composition of Monster™ / actual human paste

Hobbies of a Prasham:
1). Confederate karate
2). DJ-ing in the local OPD
3). Window-shopping Windows at an Apple store

A Prasham, without exception, is always descended from a Prasham father and a Prasham mother.

FAQs:
Q. If I eat a Prasham, will he eat me back?
A. No, a Prasham is incapable of expressing love as such.

Q. Were Prasham's first words really "What's the Wi-Fi password in here?"
A. No, but he has allegedly been quoted asking for suppositories to be "shoved up my stunted ass".

Q. Does a Prasham grow his own underwear in December?
A. No, but the Prasham wardrobe malfunction was the reason Google introduced image searches in 2001.

Quotes by Prasham:

"Republican marriages sound awesome until you google them"

"On one hand, I feel great. On the other hand, I have five fingers."

"If your girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use lubricant."

References to Prasham in pop culture:

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"-Jaws (1975), describing an aquatic Prasham.

"Say my name"-Breaking Bad (2008), a scene where the titular protagonist forgets his own name.

"I am your father"-unknown TV show (dated).
"If you're a Prasham stan, there is no explanation necessary. If you're not a Prasham stan, there is no explanation possible"-Literally every girl
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sometimes your gf hot prish an' have pretty bish vibe

sometimes you raise eyebrow and hand new prish or prishes

not so fun now your face look like a marble stair case, back off prishes.
Ok, not so fun now your face look like a marble stair case, back off prishes. ~ Satan for Irush Royal Hogs
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prishes

sometimes your gf hot prish an' have pretty bish vibe

sometimes you raise eyebrow and hand new prish or prishes

not so fun now your face look like a marble stair case, back off prishes.
Ok, not so fun now your face look like a marble stair case, back off prishes. ~ Satan for Irush Royal Hogs
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