having nothing to do but irritate girlfriend by repeatedly poking her and then telling people you enjoy it when she pokes you back as a sexual reference.
yo, i was bored so i started poking on facebook. ya know, my girl, 'cuz i like it when she pokes me back, ya heard??
by yadayadayayaya December 28, 2009
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"Dude, that guy keeps shit posting Ellen's Oscar selfie. I liked the picture, but now I hate it."
"I know man, shit posting has become the new Rick Roll."
"I know man, shit posting has become the new Rick Roll."
by KaiRavenwolf August 11, 2014
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by urbandictionaryranoutofnames July 24, 2016
Get the pouting mug.1. One who posts on social media, especially Facebook, every thought, occurrence, or incident that typically happens during one's normal day.
2. One who spends more time posting thoughts or events that occur their life, than actually spending time experiencing their life.
2. One who spends more time posting thoughts or events that occur their life, than actually spending time experiencing their life.
Ex: Walter is shit posting every damn thing that comes across Ross his mind again. It might be time to unfriend him, he had 10 posts come up on my thread, all meaningless, random thoughts.
by Miike Snow February 25, 2017
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Applied to computers and other technology that randomly become a POS. Similar to PMSing in human females.
Applied to computers and other technology that randomly become a POS. Similar to PMSing in human females.
by cchiz November 3, 2009
Get the POSing mug.Ponting is the same as 'Dogging' only rather than using an automobile, wheelchairs are used.
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Dogging actually derives from the term 'walking the dog'. It is a pastime that has evolved from blokes taking their dogs for walks and stumbling across couples at it in bushes etc. They originally only spied on these couples.
The 'sport' has now become much more organized and seedy - with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper. The TV rights to next year's event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.
See below for 'Dogging' definition
Dogging actually derives from the term 'walking the dog'. It is a pastime that has evolved from blokes taking their dogs for walks and stumbling across couples at it in bushes etc. They originally only spied on these couples.
The 'sport' has now become much more organized and seedy - with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper. The TV rights to next year's event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.
'Hello Jimmy, fancy going ponting this evening?'
*Jimmy flails* 'Ohhh yes, I love to go ponting...' *glares*
*Jimmy flails* 'Ohhh yes, I love to go ponting...' *glares*
by Gr44 July 20, 2008
Get the ponting mug.Urban phrase for a person (usually not a child or a senior citizen) who inadvertently poos their pants on a regular basis.
Not to be confused with farty marty
Not to be confused with farty marty
Yo. I think that Matt Margolis has a pooing problem. Man. Look at that big brown stain on his bastedo pants. It's startin' to drip on the floor. That ain't w00t at all.
One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.
One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.
by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004
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