Pineapple in the mist

to masturbate

I'm going to pineapple in the mist tonight to the thought of the science teacher, Ms. Friel, shes so hot!

by alimac February 19, 2015

lazy pineapple

A person who has legit no regard for anything or anyone and likes to believe they are the best and often talks to you in a condescending manner.

Friend 1: "God, he was being such an ass."
Friend 2: "Of course he was. He's a lazy pineapple."
Friend 1: "Agreed."

by TheTubaPlayingWhiteMexican January 4, 2017

Chicago pineapple

A fragmentation grenade, so-called because of their pineapple-like surface and use by Chicago mobsters in the 1920's.

Al Capone had his associate toss a Chicago pineapple through the storefront window.

by SlinkiusMaximus February 20, 2013

Pineapple pizza

Something very disrespectful to humanity

person 1: Pineapple pizza is so good!!
person 2: kys

by CHAERAM January 24, 2023

Define pineapples

Something only a retard would ask urban dictionary to do

Retard: idk what a pineapple is, so I'm gonna ask Urban Dictionary to define pineapples

by NetPie January 14, 2017

pineapple chunks

when you havnt had a wank for a couple months and u let it all out! errr chucky!

mate i had a wank for the first time in a year, pineapple chunks mate!

by robcoxrocks November 1, 2008

Pineapple Chode

A pineapple Chode is when a chode is not so wide then really wide then not wide again.

Evyn had the most unatractive pineapple chode said Mrs. Nash ;)

by BigNipsWallace123 January 22, 2010