naughty-pine furniture

Da assorted "time out" chairs dat one finds in family-sized homes.

If you don't wanna hafta temporarily sit still and sadly wish for your freedom to be mobile again, ya need to diligently remember --- and obey --- da house-rules. Perhaps leaving reminder-notes on all of da naughty-pine furniture in yer dwelling would help to keep ya focused on said good behavior.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025

Puerto Rican pine cone

Not shaving your balls till stubble appears, than teabagging your partner.

Boy my stubble was itching so I gave her the ol' Puerto Rican pine cone.

by Uncle DADDY 2.0 December 18, 2024

pineing

Wanting something or wanting someone sexually.

I'm pineing for that movie. I'm so pineing for Sally.

by sexysoniye April 24, 2015

Pine waving tree

Gotcha, You came here from my TikTok comment! Enjoy the laugh!

Hint: it’s not a pine tree so it can’t be a pine waving tree!

by Treatingthetricks August 11, 2022

Pine pooning

Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.

My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.

by Mjhalleman July 22, 2016

a literal pine tree

a person who is amazing and good and great.

person a: wow that’s a literal pine tree

person b: i like them so much

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019

Pining

In fantasy sports, the act of benching all or some players in an effort to win statistical categories. Often times done by low IQ players in an effort to gain an edge in fantasy baseball.

Connor is pining all of his pitchers this week.

by Guru6969 July 2, 2022