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Armchair pilot

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
I have just been qualified as an armchair pilot, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks
by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024
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A term used to describe extremely energetic anal sex, where "the pilot pushing throttle" refers to powerful pelvic thrusts, and "sucking FOD (foreign object debris) into the engines" = the lady's undercarriage having spooge, cum, etc. squirted into it!

Derived from when Donald Trump's wig was blown off his head by a gust of wind and sucked into a jet engine.
Adam: Hey Daniel! Tracy!! Keep the noise down in there!!

Daniel: (provocative tone) oh sorry we didn't DISTURB YOU, did we?!

Adam: Yes you most certainly did! Second time tonight as well. What in the name of Jesus are you doing?!!

Daniel: 5 words : It's. A. Full.. Moon. Tonight.

Tracy: basically, owing to the full moon, the pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!
by boeing737229 December 25, 2019
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Cop-Con, Ugly Betty's Pilot, & Magainze Profile Of Superstore

Cop-Con, Ugly Betty's Pilot, & Magainze Profile Of Superstore
Cop-Con, Ugly Betty's Pilot, & Magainze Profile Of Superstore
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
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twenty one pilots

the world's first artist (consisting of tyler joseph and josh dun) to specialize in an underground genre known as "ukulele screamo"
"did you know they listen to twenty one pilots"
"what a weirdo"
by nophun0 September 26, 2021
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Twenty One Pilots

the greatest band to ever exist

with Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph, they have made awesome songs that are more amazing than the entire 2000s to 2020s bands and songs to ever exist combined
person in cafe: hey ur wearing a twenty one pilots shirt!!!

you: hell yeah arent they awesome?

person in cafe: yeah they are les be best friends!!!
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pitch you on a pilot

“ I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you
When a whore gets mad when you tell them there pussy is like flank steak the whore will reply” I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you
by Hart rob April 20, 2024
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Pilot Light

A situation where a business lacks management and direction and slowly descends into a shit show.
This business is currently pilot lighting. Imagine how shit all the staff would feel
by Revs May 13, 2021
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