Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
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Derived from when Donald Trump's wig was blown off his head by a gust of wind and sucked into a jet engine.
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Adam: Hey Daniel! Tracy!! Keep the noise down in there!!
Daniel: (provocative tone) oh sorry we didn't DISTURB YOU, did we?!
Adam: Yes you most certainly did! Second time tonight as well. What in the name of Jesus are you doing?!!
Daniel: 5 words : It's. A. Full.. Moon. Tonight.
Tracy: basically, owing to the full moon, the pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!
Daniel: (provocative tone) oh sorry we didn't DISTURB YOU, did we?!
Adam: Yes you most certainly did! Second time tonight as well. What in the name of Jesus are you doing?!!
Daniel: 5 words : It's. A. Full.. Moon. Tonight.
Tracy: basically, owing to the full moon, the pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!
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