Moisture Pig

A 400 pound plus male or female human life form that just sits around and eats and sweats. These humans leach off of the system to the point that they suck up any moisture around them as well as food and beverage and leave no moisture, food or beverage for any other hard working human.

A moisture pig is worse than a swamp donkey and less athletic.

A moisture pig also is greatly affected by gravity and spends a lot of time on the ground, typically due to falling.

Look at the size of the hair diaper on that moisture pig.

That moisture pig stood so close to me that it dehydrated me!

by Bshifters December 15, 2019

3rd pig

Builds his house out of bricks like a boss!

Dude is solid, he's a real 3rd pig!

by Jknows February 26, 2017

pig ugly

Extremely ugly.

"Pig" is used as an intensifier to describe someone or something that is horribly ugly. Could also be used to liken someone or something so ugly to that of a pig.

Mate, she's pig ugly.

by gangstaamarasinha November 19, 2019

pigs milk

(noun) something useless or not needed. a wast of time and money. A piece of garbage or crap.

I can't use this pillow, it's pigs milk

by emily1234578910 July 13, 2013

Teacup Pigging

Having anal intercourse with a midget while said midget is eating a bowl of cereal with no utensils and squealing like a pig.

Man, when Bill Clinton was in office he couldn't stop "teacup pigging" the Midget Society of America.

by Dirty Old Man Needs Love October 25, 2012

Pig gold

n. Bacon. The beautiful, streaky bounty that can be extracted from pigs and - when combined with any other food (including MORE bacon) - makes said food infinitely more tasty.

I love this bacon. It's ****ing pig gold.

by EMM_1984 July 30, 2012

pigged to the gills

To be so drunk you don't know your own name or anyone else's around you. Totally shitfaced fucked up to where you can't feel your face.

Wow was Clayton drunk last night! He was absolutely fucking pigged to the gills!!!!

by Murdock 69 October 3, 2015