'Awkwards' are an interjection used when a situation is so awkward that no words can possibly diffuse the awkwardity.
Awkward Pig is possibly the very best awkward in existence. It allows for considerably more awkwardity to be displayed than the regular Awkward Turtle. In this awkward, you follow these steps:
1) Place your INDEX and MIDDLE fingers from your LEFT hand on your lower eyelids; index below left eye, middle below right eye. This should form a V-Shape with your first two fingers.
2) Place your INDEX finger from your RIGHT hand up, underneath the V in your left hand, onto the tip of your nose.
3) Push your nose up, forming a 'snout'.
4) Wiggle RIGHT hand.
Aka, make a pig face using fingers to pull down eyelids, and one finger to wiggle your snout.
Awkward Pig is possibly the very best awkward in existence. It allows for considerably more awkwardity to be displayed than the regular Awkward Turtle. In this awkward, you follow these steps:
1) Place your INDEX and MIDDLE fingers from your LEFT hand on your lower eyelids; index below left eye, middle below right eye. This should form a V-Shape with your first two fingers.
2) Place your INDEX finger from your RIGHT hand up, underneath the V in your left hand, onto the tip of your nose.
3) Push your nose up, forming a 'snout'.
4) Wiggle RIGHT hand.
Aka, make a pig face using fingers to pull down eyelids, and one finger to wiggle your snout.
1) Daniel went bright red whilst asking an attractive PE teacher about sport, and eventually he couldn't get any words out. The only thing to do was highlight the awkwardity. Marcus brought out his best rendition of the Awkward Turtle, but this was insufficient to show how truly awkward the situation was. Thankfully, Jake was quick to bring things under control by utilising the Awkward Pig.
2) Daniel slipped and tripped down the stairs in front of his whole school year. It was thoroughly embarrassing. Recognising an unusually high awkwardity level, David whacked out the Awkward Pig.
2) Daniel slipped and tripped down the stairs in front of his whole school year. It was thoroughly embarrassing. Recognising an unusually high awkwardity level, David whacked out the Awkward Pig.
by EarleyBird January 25, 2011
A 400 pound plus male or female human life form that just sits around and eats and sweats. These humans leach off of the system to the point that they suck up any moisture around them as well as food and beverage and leave no moisture, food or beverage for any other hard working human.
A moisture pig is worse than a swamp donkey and less athletic.
A moisture pig also is greatly affected by gravity and spends a lot of time on the ground, typically due to falling.
A moisture pig is worse than a swamp donkey and less athletic.
A moisture pig also is greatly affected by gravity and spends a lot of time on the ground, typically due to falling.
Look at the size of the hair diaper on that moisture pig.
That moisture pig stood so close to me that it dehydrated me!
That moisture pig stood so close to me that it dehydrated me!
by Bshifters December 15, 2019
by emily1234578910 June 28, 2013
To be so drunk you don't know your own name or anyone else's around you. Totally shitfaced fucked up to where you can't feel your face.
by Murdock 69 August 23, 2015
Having anal intercourse with a midget while said midget is eating a bowl of cereal with no utensils and squealing like a pig.
Man, when Bill Clinton was in office he couldn't stop "teacup pigging" the Midget Society of America.
by Dirty Old Man Needs Love October 25, 2012
by Jknows February 26, 2017