porky pie

Britt:Did you hear that Jenn and Stew is still dating?
Stosh: Thats a porky pie he stoped talkin to her in July!
by Jennifer16 September 28, 2006
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finger pie

Female sexual stimulation by inserting a finger in the vagina. A form of petting.
'Four of fish and finger pie in summer' -- The Beatles, Penny Lane. Paul McCartney explained this as 'A bit of dirt for the boys back home.'
by starflier December 08, 2003
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pleuberry pie

A delicious dessert that has a warm crunchy crust and juicy pleuberry inside.

Ingredients:

198 packs of Marlborough cigs
2 Tablespoons of cancer
1 dash of orphan blood
2 baby nigglets
38 aid cells
4 Pleuberries

How to make:

In a large mixing bowl add in all ingredients and mix well. Tip, Don't let the nigglets crawl away.
Bake for 3 days and sit on for 3 more days. Bam you have the world class pleuberry pie. Enjoy!
Guy1: *Eats pie* Mmmmmhmmhmhmh That's some guuuud pleuberry pie
Guy2: Can I have some?
Guy1: *Eats Guy2*
by thepleuisreal May 18, 2017
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jelly pie

when you rub your girl's ass so hard a jelly-like substance oozes out and you use it as lubricant for anal
See her? I gave that girl a jelly pie last night.
by TheDankestPepe September 02, 2016
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Glam Pie

When two people are participating in sexual intercourse, the man will pull out and ejaculate on the females face and throw glitter at her.
"Dan Painter pissed me off so I glam pied his sorry ass"
by Shayna Farnan October 13, 2008
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Gibber Pie

A whole bunch of non sense
Thats a whole bunch of Gibber Pie!
by Thesunshines November 11, 2010
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beard pie

The creamy, possibly crusty residue after aggressive, more-often-than-not effective, cunnilingus.
"Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.

"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.
by Lady Dink May 06, 2015
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