Peeled carrot

When a dude sits too far back on the toilet and his turd scrapes along the toilet seat, peeling a layer off and onto the toilet seat

JP went for a shit, peeled the carrot and then sat back onto the peeled part on the toilet seat
Peeled carrot, a layer of shit scraped off on the edge of the toilet seat

by Kdub Billy June 2, 2018

peel my lemon

To make someone feel bad, small, insecure, or naked. To hurt your feelings.

Dont make me your lemons are to fragile.
No, Im sorry dont i didnt mean it, dont peel my lemon.

by Trizzequkeul December 31, 2011

Peeling the waffle

Disagreeing on a topic yet having nothing to contribute to the discussion but opinions, which are typically rooted in fear.

Person ANow that we've shown it to be safe for use in moderation let's move forward in a slightly different direction.

Person BI disagree with you because I feel...I think...
Person AAre you peeling my waffles?

Person B was peeling the waffle.

by throwawayact October 31, 2010

Peeled Banana

When you're beating your meat so damn hard that you tear the surrounding penile skin and your penis looks like a peeled banana.

I saw bought Belle Delphine's bath water so I filled a bath and started beating my meat too hard and now I have a Peeled Banana.

by Awooke July 21, 2019

banana peel

Quick question: do you have a life
like why are you searching banana peel on urban dictionary
definition: a peel of a banana, most commonly found on a banana

a:"I ate a banana peel today"
b:"Was it good?"
a:"It tasted like a banana"

by Meme Ghost September 27, 2021

Peel Cheese

Cheese that can be peeled into strings. Usually mozzarella; generally found in stick form.

Can also be referred to as “cheese string”, or “string cheese”.

What’s that cheese that you can peel into strings? I’m trying to prove a point here—- so what’s that called?

Peel cheese.

No. No one calls it peel cheese, just like no one calls it cheese string. Ever.

by Stashish July 22, 2025

Volvo Peel

Something that is relatively new but low quality and is falling apart. Derived from recent Volvos (starting around 2012) that had low quality interior parts that would peel and fall apart, especially the soft-touch black plastic which would peel after just a couple years. This term can be used to describe anything that is in poor condition, not just a car.

Wow, this desk from ikea sure is junk, it's doing the Volvo peel already and it's just a few years old.

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 18, 2023