White owl 

A euphemism for a tampon, since the wrapper resembles a White Owl cigar

Sue: Gary, can you grab me some tampons at the Drug Store?

Gary: Jesus christ! Why dont you stockpile a few months worth of White Owls. You know you are going to bleed from the gash every 30 days, why the hell don't you ever have any on hand?

White owl by 4sail September 8, 2006

stompie the owl 

This term describes a senior citizen who is a crusty old geezer, prone to leaping to conclusions and who thinks himself wise and therefore allowed by law to stomp on various things and people he feels are against him. When, in fact, he is his own worst enema.

Stompie the owl's youtube channel is basically northern soul, provided by a northern ass-soul from Wiggin in Lankyshuh.

stompie the owl by franklyIdon'tgiveone July 29, 2011

spotted owl 

The term spotted owl means ass.

It originated on the TESF board where it automatically replaced the word "ass" through the autocensor. Once the board switched to replacing curse words with the word "censored" in brackets, the term's intentional use increased as older members referenced the old autocensor.

You're such a spotted owl.

spotted owl by awesofrickintastic October 23, 2007

night owl guilt 

The feeling you get when you stay up until all hours of the night, whether for work or play, then other people rub it in your face that they got up earlier than you.

"Yeah, I slept until 2pm, I was so tired from being up so late."
"I got up at 5am to go for a run before work"
"Shut up, you're giving me night owl guilt."

night owl guilt by bombck October 17, 2011

white owl 

Penis

He likes to smoke the white owl.

white owl by Fart-jocky October 29, 2003

Boiled Like An Owl 

Means to get drunk.

Man, 'Im so stoked for Thirsty Thursday. I'm gunna get boiled like an owl.

Boiled Like An Owl by hkychic17 October 27, 2011

SPOTTED OWL 

When you are having anal sex with a woman on the rag and you pull out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.

I was screwing a girl up the ass cause she was on the rag and as I was going to town, I saw her tampon string dangling in the air. I gave it a pull and slapped it onto her back, making bloody spots. There in my bedroom, the rare spotted owl made its appearance.

SPOTTED OWL by Bernie: August 30, 2008