by Keit and Thom September 25, 2013
A driver with the urge to always be the lead car of a group. They will drive whatever speed it takes to remain the front car. Alpha-Driver's are most commonly seen driving a truck.
Sorry I'm late, I couldn't get off at the exit I needed to because an Alpha-Driver wouldn't let me pass.
by Truestorywords September 15, 2010
The name of a man's penis that measures in at least 8 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. It will forever guide him in the direction that he must go.
I didn't know which club I should hit up tonight, so I looked to the battle driver for guidance.
Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.
Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.
by Willie Fhisther July 08, 2011
The driver must have be a fiesta driver!
by fiestaDriver March 18, 2021
Bramty: "Why do you drive like that I just told you I spilled something on me!, SLOW DOWN, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
Bramty: "yk what you are a TOXIC DRIVER I hate when you drive I really do!" "GET of imma drive now
Louis: "THAT WASEN"T ME THO" "Lie and deny"
Bramty: "yk what you are a TOXIC DRIVER I hate when you drive I really do!" "GET of imma drive now
Louis: "THAT WASEN"T ME THO" "Lie and deny"
by Gen304 June 21, 2022
The dolphin driver is an exquisite move never performed because of how dangerous it is, when the woman or man is on the bed you take 9 steps back and you get a running start. About 3 feet away from the bed you make a leap while doing a 360. Thus proceeding into the persons but or vaginal canal.
by Dolphins rape July 18, 2017
The most based user to ever live. hobbies include purposely pissing people off, being a bigot, and posting repulsive imagery. lost count of how many servers he's been banned from. calls the people who have blocked him his kill count.
David: Hey guys did you hear that Punished Driver got banned
Kyle let me guess right wing extremism and shock porn.
Kyle let me guess right wing extremism and shock porn.
by Dr. Able September 24, 2021