Tommy Time

Where no time exists but Tommy's time. In his mind things that he said will only take 10 mins will take him 2 hours. Never plan on what time he said and add at least 2 hours to every amount of time he says.... Maybe even add a day or 2.

Tommy said he'll be here in like 2 hours, he's finishing the brakes on his car...... 5 hours later.... Where's Tommy? He's on Tommy time.

by The real Tommy May 24, 2018

Tommy Rolled

Tommy Rolling is like Rick Rolling except with TommyInnit lip sinking to Bruno Mars "That's What I Like"

Chad "Bro Did you see that Wilber Soot just got Tommy Rolled on his stream".
Erik "Yeah he got so mad".

by Lynx116 November 25, 2020

Tommy Wheeler

⭕️‘s biggest neek but lives in Dorset.

“Look! It’s Tommy Wheeler actively chilling with youngers”

by Step2Sauce October 25, 2020

Tommies Whalehammer

This is the sexual act of inserting a hammer into a BBW's anus abruptly, using a lubricant made of a previous mixture of faeces and semen, and using the hook part of the hammer to stimulate the clitoris. Continue until the girl creates a sound of both pain and pleasure, resembling that of a whale.

I gave Jeanette Big jugs a tommies whalehammer last night with my dad's hammer. It was like visiting the aquarium!

by Arse raider December 4, 2017

Tommy ain't it

It's basically just a child that is 17 years old and has a crush on a 95 year old lady named Lizzie aka Queen Elizabeth II this was proved by Tommy ain't it saying to a tiktok "Oh Lizzie's so lovely 😍😍" Like a simple well I guess he'll be losing No Simp September. 😄

"Omg have you heard of Tommy ain't it's newest video on YouTube?" yes I have I'm starting to think he's a IPad kid ☹"said everyone.

by ☹Why? WHY? WHY?!? WHY...... ☹ September 8, 2021

Did a Tommy

Breaking something in freak fashion or saying the least appropriate thing in a delicate situation.

I did a Tommy yesterday when I met Sally. I was trying to compliment her on how big she had become during her pregnancy...

Or

I did a Tommy at work last week. I reached for a glass in the cupboard and it just exploded in my hand!

by delaNoches May 30, 2023

Tommy Joke

A joke which is told and only funny to the person telling the joke.

Thomas told me a joke which was not funny even though it was funny to him. He pulled a Tommy Joke!

by XxSaltyGxX September 4, 2018