Dad Toast

Burnt toast and then they burn it even more and then they have the audacity to scrape off the burnt only to toast it some more

Person1: I like my food with a bit of crispy on it
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??

by leavemealone__5 February 10, 2021

Scenes on toast

'Scenes on toast' can be used in a variety of contexts especially when seeing something that is impressive, interesting and/or appealing to a 18-year old virgin. The history is derived from 'beans on toast' as well as 'absolute scenes'.

Wow! did you see those nudes? Absolute scenes on toast!

by Callum Fraser, Dafydd March 13, 2017

shred toast

A board (snowboard, surfboard, skateboard, etc.) that has been used and abused to the point of it being barely usable. Usually a term of endearment and respect for the board and its owner.

Damn man, that board is total shred toast. What is it, five years old? Dude, I say shred it 'til it snaps.

by bakermancan February 21, 2011

Buttery toast

The sex position of the CENTURY! the butter has to be thick and creamy and the bread has to be HOT and CRISPY! Slab the butter all over the toast and lick it in an up and down motion for an unforgettable breakfast.

oooooh Last night we tried the buttery toast and it CHANGED MY LIFE!

by MaryLowe November 30, 2017

Off toast

When you are so dumb that if you killed your brain cells you would get smarter

Friend 1: what’s 1+1

Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: you have off toast

by Samurai552 October 2, 2018

Maryland Toast

Fancy hipster bread exclusivly served with a big ass soft shell crab from E.A.R.L. in Honolulu, Hawaii, aka the "tummy slappah."

Bruh, that Maryland Toast soft shell crab sandwich is onolicious.

by Jiggysquares December 17, 2020

twat toast

a noun referring to a black woman's vaginaii

Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.

by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009