confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 3, 2023

confusing

something that happens way too much during conversations

So........You is me?
No, Me is Me.
Oh, you is me but me is me
Wait no, what?
This is too confusing.
ok but you isn't you.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN

by bepboopbap April 22, 2024

Confusion

The girl from Beauty and the Beast!

I am confusion

by ONEINCHWONDER2209 December 3, 2018

as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022

confusion

Confusion: a state where people around you are like "wtf is he doing?"

I'm so confused, why is he running in circles. Happens a lot in among us when you wonder what that person is doing. Confusion is weird sometimes.

by somebody-nobodyy December 22, 2020

confused but never be

when someone is confused, but another suggest's they must not be

"omg did you hear her house got egged??? who would do that... im confused"
"confused but never be"

by mrbrightsidefan December 6, 2024

Gay confusion

When one is confused into thinking there gay
This can happen in different way.
1. You stayed awake for 72 hours and now the walls melting and your bro do be lookin think.
2. You have suppressed your crush so deep that you think that you like the other gender

Person 1. One week I only slept for 20 hours and now I think I might be gay
Person 2. Nah man, you just got gay confusion

by somethingican September 30, 2020