nonce

UK slang for a pedophile

Simple Simon is a nonce

by Alexander Pennwood March 24, 2022

Nonce

A really nice describing word

Guy 1: hey
Guy 2: hi
Guy 1: I just wanted to let u know your such a nonce your like really noncy
Guy 2: awh thank you so much

Now you guy try it

by Battyfish69 October 11, 2020

nonce

(pronounced näns) meaning nine times as much (etc. once, twice, thrice, quance, quince, seice, sence, ocense)

"I've been accused of theft damn near nonce!"

by kruto February 5, 2023

Nonce

a super cool, beautiful, handsome, charismatic, financially free, loving, caring, beautiful individual who is 6 ft full of an amazing personality.

you look like a nonce

by Congrats MrBeast April 19, 2022

Sleep nonce

An act of a sexual nature carried out by you partner,(usually female) whilst you are asleep. Woman with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are more likely to be perpetrators.

I was sleep nonced last night by Kelly, she's a proper sleep nonce

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

Nonce

A British Paedophile who usually drives a Vauxhall Corsa or Fiesta ST

Did you see that nonce driving around in his Fiesta ST

by Paul Mapantzoffs September 22, 2022

nonce

really nice person

omg ur such a nonce!!!

by 7263672839393 April 22, 2022