long un'

a long and hairy penis

hey honey you should maul my long un'

by Cummy man December 16, 2008

Epic Long

A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.

Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."

Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"

by PweeZy, Mex, Mistakn2bjapnese October 21, 2008

long ruby

The facial expression, demeanor or body language associated with self pity.

Why the long ruby?

by shortsapphire February 20, 2011

Long Point

small town in the middle of nowhere; south of streator, illinois. extremely smallll.

where do you live?
long point.
wheres that?

by uhyourmom7 January 22, 2009

Josie Long

A word for the specific frustration felt when a woman parrots a man’s shit-laden misogynistic argument

She Josie Longed it, yeah sorry mate, She keeps say ‘Transwomen are Women‘ but hasn’t answered any concerns relating to women’s safety. It’s almost as if maintaining male privilege trumps the safety and dignity of women. I know? Mad, innit.

by Boreoff June 11, 2020

Long divison

A longer way to do divison.

My math is based on long divison.

by DON'T KLICK ON ME! December 22, 2020

Long Panning

Or being “long panned” is an advanced form of nagging that can only be achieved by one’s spouse. The origins of long panning are believed to have stemmed from a summer bbq when a husband’s grilling technique was called into question by his wife in front of his friends for using the wrong sized grilling pan.

“Stop long panning me, I’ll take the garbage out when I’m ready god damn it!”

by Maverick2022 June 26, 2022