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In a lawless land, the sea breeze wind blows through the ambient sound of SexyRedd playing downstairs, topped off with a broken smoke detector chirping to mimic the birds that have gone extinct from the residents of DP. The party had just ended, and Nico is now coming out of his cave. Steve has just thrown another car battery into the Pacific Ocean as he throws a temper tantrum over the dishes being left in the industrial kitchen. Roommate (or inmate?) number 17 runs off in the distance with his ankle monitor, taking the money from that months water bill. “Fourteen hundred a month for a triple bedroom?” said Jeremy. “Im only paying that shit when I feel like it!” But the real question remains. Where is Nico? Nico are you there? Is Nico at Nico’s crib right now? Paging Nico…
Nico is prolly at Nicos Crib right now doing some French 101 homework
by Bill Cosby O’neilly March 1, 2024
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Nico

Ugly ass bitch who simps and leave the boos for girls
Yo why being a nico bro
by Boomer boomer 698 April 20, 2020
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Nico

Nico is the daddiest Daddy there is
by Hollaatme1234 July 17, 2023
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Nico

He's quiet and shy and scared of a lot. Like dogs and thunder and the dark, but he's the sweetest person you'll ever meet. Nico's a bit closed off, but is nice to everyone anyway. It takes time, but he'll let you get close. He's a history geek, but also likes cats and Sanrio. He likes light blue and orange the most. His sense of humor is sublime, on a whole other level. (11/10). He's so smart and doesn't like to give himself enough credit for it. You'll constantly be asking about what certain words he says mean. You'd learn something new everyday, be it a random scrap of knowledge or something about him you never saw before. He hides a lot of his feelings, but if he loves you, he'll like you like crazy and want to be by your side a lot. He needs to drink more water and nourish his friggin' body on a regular basis or else you'll cry. He's reserved, but when you need him, you know he'll be there.

You'd do anything for this Nico who puts your heart on pause whenever you see him.
Yo, Nico, you look sexc.

Hey, Nico, how was QuizBowl?

Nico, you need to drink water!
by analol June 15, 2021
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Nico

A fucking idiot loser who cant skate for shit and has no friends
Nico is a fucking loser
Nico doesn’t get any bitches!
by Jshbwbdoxbreb November 21, 2021
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Nico

90% water, no brains, no anus.
Person 1: Ill kill my children for #10000.
Person 2: You are such a Nico!
by DAT CAT BOI March 23, 2018
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Nico

Nico
by Nico#68419 April 30, 2020
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