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why we can't have nice things

Why we can't have nice things (Also known as this is the reason why we can't have nice things) is an expression used to show anger or disappointment over an object or action.
Person 1: *posts long, extremely sexual post about Children's show on internet.
Person 2: *reads over shoulder as Person 1 types post.
Person 2: This is why we can't have nice things!
by boomhare April 12, 2016
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nice1best1

Mikar The Vipar's catchphrase; replacing the word 'cool' or 'nice' when talking about a person. Can be abbreviated to N1B1.
Nice1best1
by BaitMan123 December 12, 2010
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Mr. Nice

1. one of the many aliases used by the now legendary dope dealer Howard Marks during his years of supplying the worlds favorite recreational substance. several of his false passports bared this name as well as photographs with various cunning disguises
2. the name of a strain of marijuana cross-bread from the famous G13 strain, it was named after the above alias of Howard Marks
you know that guy that smuggled dope? he is Mr. Nice
by the penguin made me do it April 3, 2009
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nice guys finish last

Can be a double entendre as it can refer to other meanings as well as the fact that a nice guy will let a woman have an orgasm(s) first thus "finishing" last. This is different from a man who's only concerned with getting themselves off and when they finish first, the women then often doesnt get to finish at all.
"So how was it last night with Joe?"
"Not good he got himself off and was done before i had an orgasm"
"What a jerk, guess he doesnt know, nice guys finish last"
by Ryan is my name October 17, 2007
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Nicelerescent

Having the quality of upmost niceness
Her image, nicelerescent, made the boy smile and stir with excitment.
by Juliannnnn December 30, 2005
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nice with mine

a phrase that indicates a high level of skill. used mostly to brag about how good you are at something.
Chris: I can't believe you just beat me 10 rounds at Soul Caliber II... I never lose like that.
Marsha: That's because I'm NICE with mine!!!
by Smashworthy February 2, 2008
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Nice Rip

1. The polite way to compliment someone on his or her act of flatulence.

2. An expression used in response to someone farting.

3. A general phrase used by another person in response to an accidental release of gas, in order to eliminate embarrassment of the person who farted.
"I was talking to her father when in the middle of his story he blasted major ass"

--"What did you do?"

"The only polite thing to do, I told him nice rip and he finished his story"

--"Well, at least you scored points by using your manners"

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by Tkish23 August 20, 2009
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