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national eat ass day

April 12 National eat ass day. The day where you can go around and eat someone's ass .
"Hey didnt you hear its National eat ass day. Wanna come by my house today and let me eat your ass?"
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national kick a midget day

On October 20th, it is National Kick a Midget Day. This gives everyone permission to kick anyone who is under 5'2". People who are 5'2" can get kicked but can also kick people shorter than them.
I think we kicked that midget to death! His heads bleeding! I love National Kick a Midget Day
by Hanooooobbbbss October 8, 2020
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national heat waves day

national heat waves day is celebrated on june 14-16, usually starting around late at night. heat waves day celebrates the dreamnotfound fanfiction, written by tbhyourelame. dreamnotfound is a ship between minecraft youtubers dream and georgenotfound. heat waves is also a song by glass animals, popularized by the fanfiction.
dnf shipper 1 : omg, it’s national heat waves day.
dnf shipper 2 : quick, everyone blast heat waves!
by cremmiko May 10, 2021
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National Juul Day

April 27. A week after 4/20. This is a national holiday for all Juulers. Rip all the Juul u can until ur fucking lungs pop. Have fun this 4/27.
“Yooo I can’t wait to rip so much juul on April 27th. It’s National Juul Day!”
by Tcall April 20, 2019
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National slap your friends day

National slap your friends day is on the 4th of November. But you cannot slap friends whose name starts with M,A or C.
Hey Olivia, it’s national slap your friends day !!SLAPP!!
by Smokies November 3, 2020
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National retard day

Hey its only a month till national retard day where we can celebrate that stupid person for being stupid
by Couchblue77 October 14, 2019
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National Confession day

April 23 you have to Confess your feelings to your crush or tell them how you feel about them
by Dayana302 April 16, 2019
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