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Mundelein 

A Suburb of 30,935 about 30 miles north of Chicago, known for whinny teenagers who like to trash-talk it behind anonymous pseudonyms on various web sites.

It is a diverse community, with both large Hispanic & Asian communities, and is home to Mary of the Lake Seminary, in which, the teen pregnancy rate is low, & there has never been a gang fight.

Much to the chagrin of teenagers who are recently licensed to drive, Mundelein is not considered a big "Party Town", and the police take exception when, said teens, take the local speed limit as nothing more than a suggestion. On the bright side, there's such a large retail tax base, that, like Vernon Hills, there is no annual vehicle tax.

The South East corner of Mundelein boasts a great industrial section, (Home to Medline), with factories that employ thousands.
I mean, look at the other definitions here! Total copy & paste! Probably the same person(s) since this is the only definition "they've" posted.

Mundelein is 20-30% Hispanic.

DUDE! That cop pulled me over for a TOTALLY bullshit reason! Sure! He followed me around the same three blocks twice, but we were confused after smoking that joint!
Mundelein by Mundelein Resident March 14, 2011
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Muddy Tugboat 

Using feces as a lubricant to jack off.
Nothing makes me cum faster than the muddy tugboat.
Muddy Tugboat by KellieS June 7, 2009

muddy funhouse 

The act of ass-fucking someone with a hand puppet.
I gave the dumb bitch a muddy funhouse and took her food stamps.
muddy funhouse by FLJ August 8, 2006

muddy pretzel

when you engage in anal sex, and when theres feces on the tip of the penis, the other partner licks it off.
Ron gave Shirley a muddy pretzel and her teeth were brown for a week.
muddy pretzel by jnet April 27, 2006

Mandy Lifeboats 

A woman who is the first person called for when a large ship appears to be sinking
Mandy Lifeboats! Mandy Lifeboats! We're sinking!
Mandy Lifeboats by Offramp_t November 25, 2009

MuddyOnion 

A sketch comedy group based in LA
I saw the new MuddyOnion video, and I giggled.
MuddyOnion by poncho and saddleup October 27, 2011

muddy buddies 

similar to eskimo brothers, muddy buddies are two guys that have had anal sex with the same girl
Alex: "Dude, I've had anal with that girl."
Matt: "Dude, me too! Muddy buddies!"
*High five*