toastface muncher

A person who lives online who likes to smoke drugs and hates people called duncan. They also like to suck people off.

I know this guy who's a rite toastface muncher

by Jake12001200 August 26, 2011

grundle muncher

one he enjoys to nibble/munch the grundle

see: grundle

That kid is whack! What a grundle muncher.

by Quail Man September 24, 2003

Garlic Muncher

A derogatory, and somewhat amusing, term for the French

French PM Jacques Chirac is nothin but a snail chewing, GARLIC MUNCHING, beret wearing surrender monkey!

by Austin Powers' Fajah July 18, 2005

sandal muncher

A highly derogatory term for people who advocate caring for the environment, such as greenies, conservationists, hippies, environmental activists and the like

Joe: "Why do you need an SUV for just getting around the city? A smaller car would be just as good, with only a fraction of the carbon emissions."

Andrew: "Shut up and mind your own business, ya fucken sandal muncher!"

by aum108 April 26, 2010

Lay The Munchdown

The act of going somewhere and eating all the food in sight, normally while under the influence of cannabis.

Let's go lay the munchdown on those cupboards.

by 9sublime April 3, 2007

carpet muncher

Munching on some pusssay.

Daaaaaaaaamn you know that carpet muncher Martha ? She was munchin on every bitch at the party AGAIN.

by slapabeezy May 7, 2007

Carpet Muncher

The term given to a guy or girl who goes down on a girl who does not shave her crotch.
The term given to oral sex of the unshaved vagina.

Paul: Dude I ate her out and, she hadnt shaved!


Bobby: Aww, carpet muncher.

by imabfresh January 7, 2009