English muffin

the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin

I heard Ru-Bear gave her the old English muffin last week. It didn't turn out too well for him.

by Silent Avenger February 6, 2010

muffin top

The roll of fat that hangs over the top of too-tight, low rise jeans.

When looked at from behind, from the waist down she looked like a muffin top.

by Pork chop April 12, 2006

muffintop

The belly/hip spillage over the top of the jeans, forming a muffintop. Usually in reference to females.

"That clingy shirt is definitely not hiding her muffintop- she shouldn't be wearing low-rise jeans in public."

by maps February 15, 2006

devil muffins

a term used to refer to the small, budding breasts on the chest of a wannabe vampire-goth-punk type.

Check out those devil muffins on Carrie!

by Michael? September 10, 2005

bum muffin

Another term for a bagle, used mostly by people with a dislike towards them.

Why are you eating that bum muffin?

by eZsteve February 4, 2007

Skut Muffin

A cross between a skank and a slut.

Damn did you see that skut muffin? What a whore!

by pcmojo November 16, 2009

Chink Muffin

A derogatory term for an adorable asian.

White guy: How's my little chink muffin doing today?

chink muffin: ...Fine

by Thepowerofjewjew March 19, 2011