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Moses

Giving somebody a moses is when you hit somebody with a sheet of paper in the testicles and their balls part each side.
"Wow, you gave me a moses!"
by Kersmith April 13, 2006
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Mostesterest

The highest level of love ever achieved in a relationship of any kind and may not be topped by any other word.
Joshua loves Darion the mostesterest. Goodnight beautiful.
by Jmoon36 June 24, 2016
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I love you mostest

If you say it you win the I love you volley.
Me:I love you
My girl: No I love you
Me:I love you more
My girl:Welll I love you most
Me:Well I love you mostest
by Djcd121620 November 18, 2021
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mosstest

A rapist being raped.
Angie got her mosstesting skills back after she raped the hoe down the lane.
by Lina Boii and Mishey Bro June 21, 2008
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Moses Felipe

"Moses Felipe is a fat pervert"
by monkey car April 10, 2019
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Moses Lake Meatloaf

When you eat tainted beef in order to contract E-Coli. You then shit on your partners chest and the blood represents the ketchup on top of the meatloaf.

Bon Appétit
For our anniversary dinner I decided to make my wife some Moses Lake Meatloaf and it was to die for.
by Krustee78 August 9, 2019
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Moses

When your girl is on her period and you spread her lips
Yo I just pulled a Moses on this girl last night, parted her lips like the Red Sea
by JorJorBinks14 May 14, 2020
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