Miscarriage

when a baby dies in the womb I don't fucking know

"Miscarriage" I DON'T FUCKING KNOW

by Ohnocringeasl April 7, 2024

minnesota moccasins

When, as a prank, someones shoes are pooped in, thereby causing them to step in said poo when the shoes are put on. Typically done in the north country of Minnesota during a camping trip when said persons shoes happen to be moccasins left outside their tent overnight.

John was displeased when he realized that warm squishy sensation between his toes were in fact a fresh pair of minnesota moccasins.

by poopiedoopie56 October 17, 2011

Pink Mascato

Code word for black vagina

Hey man did you get that Pink Mascato last night?

by JamMasterJules July 7, 2016

pink mascato

A black girls vagina.

Hey man, you gunna get that pink mascato later?

by JamMasterJules June 2, 2016

No Mascara March

You can not put mascara for the whole month of march

Girl 1: OMG can't wait for the party tonight, I'm going to put on ALL my makeup

Girl 2: Sure but you can't use Mascara

Girl 1: WHY!

Girl 2: Because it's NO MASCARA MARCH BITCH!!!!!

by No Mascara March November 5, 2019

sneeze miscarriage

When you are about to sneeze but then it disappears and you are left with a hollow, empty, unfulfilled life of disappointment.

"Dude. I just had a sneeze miscarriage."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."

by mtccm December 17, 2019

Mississippi Miscarriage

When a pregnant woman belly flops on a body of water in order to induce an abortion

Did you hear Cathy fell off that steamboat?
Yeah, rumor has it she was trying for a Mississippi Miscarriage

by Winterjack May 8, 2020