The moral of the story is that slow and steady wins the race. Try saying that to Usain Bolt and see where that gets you.
by Ronald Glumpp August 4, 2025
Get the moralmug. by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
Get the moralitymug. 
Get the Miles Moralesmug. To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.
Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"
Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"
Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024
Get the Morals of an Alley Catmug. by ThiccDiccCatgirl July 26, 2022
Get the Miles Moralesmug. Apparently it was discovered that CNN has a propensity to hire men who have a history of sexual morality or misogyny violations. It doesn't matter if it's Jeffrey Toobin, Chris Cuomo or John Griffin, it certainly is a morality problem imho.
by Sexydimma January 2, 2022
Get the Morality problemmug. by Humitachiken May 14, 2025
Get the Morales weonmug.