Montana

The most gorgeous girl you will ever meet. A Montana usually shorter than average. She has either brown or black hair, in which she goes all out on it on photo day. She is hard working in school possibly due to her extreme passion in sports like gymnastics. English is definitely a strong point for a Montana. She is also an amazing piano player but even better with her second instrument (usually flute). Montanas are also very innocent and don't get along with foul mouths. They mainly hang out with Juliettes, Kaylas, Sarahs, Gabriellas and many more. It is her smile that makes a Montana any guy's dream to have for the rest of his life.

Person 1: Who is this girl randomly smiling at me?

Person 2: Oh, that's Montana. U like her?

Person 1: No way!

Also person 1 to himself: Why the fuck did I say no :(

by soulyartist475 August 23, 2022

Montana

The worst state ever created. Why would anyone ever live there it’s so fucking miserable. If you ever name your child after this state then they will most likely end up a fucking cunt. Anyone named Montana is the biggest bitch you’ll ever meet and thinks they’re literally the shit.

Person 1: I’m traveling to Montana
Person 2: God that sounds like hell

by hahshdgeuebvd October 26, 2022

montana99

Genre: Hiphop/Rap

OH MY GOD ITS JAY MONTANA MAN!!

Montana99 is the best song artist

by yayaayayayayase March 21, 2023

Montanablack

He is a crackhead and his hobby is opening CS:GO cases. He doesn't know how to spend all the money and he doesn't know how exactly to get rid of all the money so he buys overpriced brand clothes, cars, a house and spends all his money in CS:GO cases and goes to the casino.

Montanablack is addicted to gambling and he must be helped

by Crackycrackhead May 22, 2023

Full Montana

Verb

To completely and utterly go full slut/retard in the worst way possible.

Guy 1: "dude, so she just tripped over that chair and everyone was laughing at her and she couldn't come up with anything smart so she just flashed everyone"
Guy 2: "god damn, blondes these days."
Guy 1: "she went full Montana

by Skankbag4423 October 19, 2013

slimy montana

a man and woman are on the top bunk of a bunk bed as their friend is on the bottom bunk. While their friend is asleep the male penetrates the female (intercourse). Before the male finishes he climbs down to the floor and finishes in his friends face. Sort of like Brokeback Mountain, hence Slimy Montana.

Sal and Emily are on the top bunk as Jimmy is asleep.
Sal gets very aroused and pulls out before giving Emily a cream pie.
Jimmy gets it in the face when Sal gives him a slimy Montana

by mountainman13 December 11, 2013

rural montana

Where the elevation surpasses the population

I had to drive through rural Montana to get to Spokane and it was depressing

by ZaneZaneZane May 10, 2021