porn mole 

n. 1. a sketchy loser who avoids daylight and hoards vast quantities of dirty, used porn. 2. A small subterrestrial rodent inserted into the anus for sexual gratification (used by those who have graduated up from gerbils.)

This term works well in limericks because it rhymes with "corn hole"

1. Flobert, who was quite a porn mole, hung out in his attic and watched "The Anal Nurse Scam" over and over.

2. Everything was going great at the gay sex party until Maurice's porn mole bit him and made him bleed out of his ass.

porn mole by skip o'potamus July 23, 2006

The Mole 

Character on Happy Tree Friends.

Blind and usually has jobs involving sight, resulting in gory, and hilarious, results. Along with being blind, he seems to have a hearing problem.

the mole is pimp mother fucker!

The Mole by giggidy giggidy gi ggi DY! July 27, 2009

Liker Mole 

Pertaining to a person liking for the sake of liking on Facebook. One who is promiscuous in their liking.

Anne liked my youtube link to that heavy metal song, even though I know she hates heavy metal. She is such a Liker Mole.

Liker Mole by tanyeah! December 17, 2011

Musky Mole Rat 

The act of covering a naked mole rat in spunk or feces, per preference of the partner, followed by insertion of the mole rat's own feces into a man's anus. The mole rat, then consumed by the desire to eat its own feces, chases the turd into the anus through a glass tube inserted into the man's butthole. While this is happening, said partner screams "YOU MUST CONTAIN THE BEAST" as the other man shrieks with terror and pleasure as the naked mole rat is inside of his anal cavity.

Guy 1: My sister bought a naked mole rat recently. Wanna go try out the Musky Mole Rat?

Guy 2: You are a sick and twisted bastard. Get out of my house!

Musky Mole Rat by The Sticky Varmint March 1, 2014

Shme-Mole 

The use of a Marijuana dab pen and an E-Cig at the same time.

" Yo Trevor can I borrow your Juul? I want to take some Shme-Moles."

Shme-Mole by OG LETTUCE SO=K February 6, 2019

National mole rat day 

A day to give back to that friend that is an actual freaking mole rat. She/he might as well live in the sewer. Now for this day you must walk up to this friend and lean in to a hug. When your face is next to theirs BITE THEIR EAR OFF, THEY WON'T EXPECT IT. Then pinch their nose and pull their hair and screem at them CRACKHEAD!!!!

I can't wait until national mole rat day! That friend is gonna pay!!! 😈

National mole rat day by Oger to die November 13, 2019

Whack my mole 

A slang term for masturbating/masturbation

Well excuse me while I go whack my mole.

Whack my mole by BigG19 January 21, 2009