Mouth Block

When one prevents another from being able to come to his/her house and eat his/her mother's food.

1.) Friend - "Sorry man, you can't come over, I have a ton of chores I need to get done"

You - "Dammit, you're mouth blocking me big time man, your mom's enchiladas are the best!"

2.) Chris' mom's food is the best, but he's always mouth-blocking me. Bastard.

by tycoon34 January 4, 2011

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Mouth Turd

When an intoxicated individual consumes too much food, and then begins to secrete a turd-like substance out the mouth, resulting in a turd shaped vomit. It is often found leaving serious skid marks

It was Chris' mouth turd. Looks like an orange shit.

by bighorse123 February 26, 2011

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Banana Mouth

The tendency for some people to make clicking and wet sucking sounds while talking, as if the person is eating a banana.

A long Zoom call, high quality headphones, and the presenter's severe banana mouth was a torturous combination.

by ElementalP January 21, 2021

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Jabba-mouth

A person who runs their mouth like they know what they're talking about and they're in the right when in reality they are dead wrong and misinformed.

Characteristics of a jabba-mouth

1. Extremely stubborn
2. Won't admit being wrong even when they are
3. They get angry when people disagree with them
4. No tolerance or respect for other opinions/beliefs that clash w/ their own

John: The sky is blue

Jabba-mouth: No it's not it's brown

John: It's a known fact and anyone can clearly see.........

Jabba-mouth: F**K YOU DOUCHEBAG IT'S BROWN!!!!

by Capri211 July 28, 2011

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