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by DR.DONKUS December 13, 2019
Get the michaelmug. michael: oh yeah girl yeah slurp dat dick till da cum lemme smak ya ass like a drum
Girl: oh thank you dady uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh yes yes yes oh my god keep cuming dady
Michael: thanks for letting me fuck you
girl: thank you michael cum dady sperm dady.
Girl: oh thank you dady uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh yes yes yes oh my god keep cuming dady
Michael: thanks for letting me fuck you
girl: thank you michael cum dady sperm dady.
by a true baller April 9, 2019
Get the michaelmug. Michael's are outgoing and charismatic. They usually have more female friends than male friends. They can be introverted and extroverted. They can be the life of the party and the wallflower.
by mad memes December 15, 2016
Get the Michaelmug. Someone you fall in love with who has a girlfriend. Someone you've known all your life and who is always there, just not there for you. Someone who when you tell them that you like them doesn't care. Someone who breaks your heart everyday. Someone who steals your heart and doesn't know they have it. Someone perfect.
by stinky feet 1134 November 27, 2011
Get the Michaelmug. by John M. Atwater July 30, 2008
Get the the michaelmug. A name that usually implies a VERY creepy person. Almost everyone with the name Michael is a perverted freak.
by Your mom said this. December 19, 2009
Get the Michaelmug. A man who seems very sweet, nice, and makes you feel very special. But in reality, he will fuck pretty much anything that moves, and when drunk he can not differentiate between women, and tends to be somewhat of a man slut.
However, despite his skankiness he is a loyal friend with a down to earth soul.
However, despite his skankiness he is a loyal friend with a down to earth soul.
by lonewolf456709 April 2, 2010
Get the Michaelmug.