meerrrr

sound one makes when one feels confused.

"Eh, I don't know he's just...meerrrr...."

by briannie October 7, 2006

oscar mayer weiner

What everyone on those commercials for Oscar Mayer would really love to be

Those people on the commercial wanna be oscar mayer weiners? WTF?

by Like I'm Gonna Tell You! October 4, 2006

John Mayer

possibly the biggest douchebag alive

look over there, it' that douche john mayer

by Mr. B0jangles. February 13, 2014

Megert

cum after it gooes up and coagulates. Probably smells like that Chinese food you had last Friday sitting in your bedroom drawer

I found a megert the size of a quarter panties after I saw Eli tonight

by Sexymarx December 5, 2018

Meerkat Manor

The misfortunate (or fortunate, depending on your sexual practices) sexual mishap usually occurring amid a barbaric session of anal sex which results in the receiving party unexpectedly releasing a meerkat-like shit due to the overwhelmingly violent thrusts in and out of his or her rectum.

She Meerkat Manored all over my new pillow!

by Manny24 April 30, 2011

meyered

to be left behind; especially when a parent forgets or looses a child in the public sphere.

A variation on mired, but specific to people. Word was first used after a child named Meyer was left behind by parents in Sag Harbor, NY in 2015 and was taken in by good samaritans also with the name Meyer until his parents returned.

That kid got meyered in Sag Harbor today.

Walk faster you don't want to get meyered!

by icemomma June 19, 2021

meerpuri

A person who has a distinguishable smell and his/her hair tends to be greasy.

Since his fallen out with his wife, his turned into a meerpuri.

by Akmal Abid May 10, 2008