metrosexual

Matt singer

Matt singer dresses like a gay guy and carries a comb with him like a gay guy but he isn't gay but is metrosexual

by exal1024 December 16, 2010

metrosex

a man that have a full total body care

u re a metrosex!!

by nofaste December 16, 2012

Metrowomen

A straight women that has the stereotypical personality traits of a lesibian. A forever "tomboy"

Metrowomen-a women who likes guys but acts like them. prefers the company of men. Can not stand the company of "girly" women for extended periods of time.

by metchick January 17, 2011

Metrosexualize

To make a male appear to be gay without having to make fellatio. Often requiring the male to broaden his fashion sense beyond Under Armour polos, basketball shorts, and sandals.

We need to metrosexualize you so that women and men want to bone you. No homo.

by P_MaC May 17, 2014

Metros

The type of people who in high school aren’t popular, do drugs and dress kinda off trend but are usually low key popular because they’re super funny and nice and everyone loves them.

“What the hell, that group is so funny. Who are they”
“Oh yeah, they’re the metros”

by Ggggaye June 20, 2019

Metrosexual

A guy practicing metropolitan sexuality typical in large cities, where the chance of having sex is 180% on Friday night, and 220% on Saturday due to loads of available women showing an interest in love. A metrosexual considers love-making would be too much of a favour, and regards being served an oral act as standard. An atheist by nature.

The metrosexual guy with unnaturally white teeth refused to pay for her coffee.

by A2BisnotA2C April 12, 2019

Metrosexable

When a male dog dresses and acts like a female dog. (Wears bows, prances, hates his collar and will only wear sister’s and likes to twerk ex)

“See my dog Finn, he’s metrosexable”

by Emmaumas August 20, 2019