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brown mayo 

When an individual ejaculates into a colon and a brown viscous discharge oozes from the rectum.
I busted inside Tina, apparently she recently went to the bathroom because brown mayo came squirting out after I pulled out!
brown mayo by Daphur February 28, 2017
Just to make fun of every person who says "LMAO" out loud! It sounds like "La-Mayo" so now "La-Mayo" Is a thing now! It means when you want mayo on something you say, "La-Mayo"
Waiter: What would you like guys??
Guy: A burger La-Mayo
Girl: Apple pie A-la-mode
La-mayo by Traggie June 6, 2018

marty mayo lick 

When a kid named matthew eats mayo only sandwiches. I'm talking nothing but bread, mayo then bread.
marty mayo lick is licking mayo

egg mayo 

defined its a butty my nan eat at the cheesecake factory
the word egg mayo defined

a sandwich which contains egg that my nan eat when she goes to the cheese factory
egg mayo by q\E September 7, 2020
like LMAO, but better ngl
Le mayo i just killed a man.
Le mayo by (づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ December 15, 2021

Cinco de Mayo 

Cinco means five and de Mayo stands for "better take a cab home gringo" because 5 times the cervesa means 10 times the hangover bro.
All beers are for a nickel, so while the mahi-mahi mango chutney tacos are good, ayeeeee! Cinco de Mayo is really turning into amatur drinking night isn't it?
Cinco de Mayo by ginger petunia January 5, 2005