Just to make fun of every person who says "LMAO" out loud! It sounds like "La-Mayo" so now "La-Mayo" Is a thing now! It means when you want mayo on something you say, "La-Mayo"
Waiter: What would you like guys??
Guy: A burger La-Mayo
Girl: Apple pie A-la-mode
Cinco means five and de Mayo stands for "better take a cab home gringo" because 5 times the cervesa means 10 times the hangover bro.
All beers are for a nickel, so while the mahi-mahi mango chutney tacos are good, ayeeeee! Cinco de Mayo is really turning into amatur drinking night isn't it?