Max

Max is a person known as a unshaped blob of fat plus a virgin too. He tries so hard to accomplish things in his life time but never succeeds, the only thing he’s successful in is eating 6 pounds a food every day and masturbate to girls or guys he wishes he had.

Damn max why you so fat ?

by John tepu June 17, 2020

Max

Can never decide which girl he's going for. He especially likes Ellie's and any girl beginning with c..

That kid is such a max

by Evenett jones September 16, 2016

Max

He so smart and has a small dick he still ugly and a bitch

Max is amazing

by Underchilled September 10, 2018

Max

Max was a name given to pathetic Roman soldiers during the great Fuckening. The name is meant to symbolize and is defined by the words “broken penis”. Someone named max often has a penis broken at a 90 degree angle. They are also very special. Very.

yoooo that tree looks like Max’s dick, broken at a 90 degree angle

by Sucuficater May 31, 2019

Max

A name usually given to a pet dog, usually a black Labrador Retriever

Good boy, Max, good boy. Go get it!

by croquemadame October 5, 2016

Max

Max is gay thot who is a fuckboy and a player and likes cheating on people. He is usually depressed and gay. He is just a total fuckboy and player who is mean. If u know a max dint date him or it won’t end well.

Max is a gay twat

Hey look it’s max the fuckboy where’s all the girl oh yea there suckin his dick

by Aaccffllmmnnd May 19, 2018

Max

Unintellectual, uninspiring, and has an extreme lack of tactical class on Football Manager

You have similair levels of class to Max

by Riggerbogger charles November 18, 2019