Martined

When somebody writes a book/story or show and killed off every main character that everybody love

'Dude! Have you seen game of thrones?'
'Nah man, the director totaly Martined it, I stopped watching after the 1st season'

by Sir Guestngton April 6, 2015

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Martinelli

The "vulgar" name of a coin in Panama, with value of 1 US dollar, introduced by former President Ricardo Martinelli

"Toma tu Martinelli".

"Dame mi Martinelli"

by Ilmiopseudonimo February 17, 2018

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Have a big dick and vary goofy bit is almost a bitch 99.9% of the time he is most likely to pair up with a peice of trash and sucks a lot of dick is you ever see a martinell laugh at him and make fun of him he's a trash bag and a cunt lord.

"Don't be such a martinell dude."

by Eggs benidict October 27, 2018

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martinuzzi

A Martinuzzi is a man of greatness. A Martinuzzi has a wonderful penis and is like a jackhammer in bed. They are friendly but will beat the shit out of anyone who tries them.

Damn there’s a Martinuzzi over there, I’ll be gay for him any day.

by HMFMDBMMC May 29, 2019

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Martenez

That one bucktooth nigga whose always complaining about everyone and everything like anyone gives a shit. He then cries like a little bitch and goes on damage control when faced with the slightest bit of criticism, usually pussying out in the process. Whenever he tries to act tough he just closes his hand into a fist in order to look threatening, only to open it and sit back down later on. Motherfucking bitch nigga. Also makes weird crossover fan fictions about Naruto and Zelda characters cause he's that much of a weird ass nigga and neither him or his family owns a car.

Yo I hate this shitty ass *redacted*
Shut the fuck up Martenez, your parents don't even own a car.
Shut up asshole I'll beat you up. *barks like a bitch*

by Pain_Uchiha September 23, 2019

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