macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014

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Macaroni sweats

The perspiration that gathers on ones forehead and face from leaning over a bowl of hot food.

"After two bowls of piping hot chicken noodle soup, I was dripping from macaroni sweats."

by Scaboodles August 25, 2017

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macaroni

y-you know,,, the pasta you p-put with cheese,,,,,

“yo i wanna rub macaroni all over my face”

“wow same bro”

by the macaroni god November 27, 2017

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macdonalds

A Mcdonalds that is full of fat people

Person 1: Today I went to the macdonalds down the street

by Rubber Foot May 19, 2018

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Macaroni and Hot Dogs

Macaroni and Hot Dogs is the traditional dish of Hicks in the USA. Served with a cold Coors, will keep you full while you’re out muddin in your truck.

I can’t wait to eat this bowl of macaroni and hot dogs as soon as I’m done fucking my sister!

by Grizzly Dipper June 5, 2018

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macdongolds

That place where cows go to die and clowns that scare children. People who work at a MACDONGOLDS is either broke and needs cash or is the devil. Eating anything from MACDONGOLDS might give you diabetes or a heart attack, unless you order chicken nuggies.

Mom: Hey son, what do you want from the McDonalds?

Son: i WANt a Fudging ChickheEn NuggetS MOm!
Mom: K
Son: WaiT!?!

Mom: Yes son?
Son: Can I haves a MTN DEW?
Mom: Thats it! No more food were going home!
Gets Home*
Son: That bitch didn't get me my FRICKING MACDONGOLDS!

by I_MAIN_HIGHLANDER June 8, 2018

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Macaroni Boy

Someone who derives sexual pleasure from macaroni. This can include inserting penis into bowl of macaroni, masturbating with Velveeta cheese, and humping large amounts of pasta.

He is such a Macaroni Boy!

by macaroniboy March 6, 2018

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