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A fat chode boi from Long Beach Cali whose favorite thing to do is make disgusting concoctions of gross food then happily slurp it down. He also does this with penis. Max thinks he can rap but he really can't and he's white.
guy #1: Hey roberto does ju wanna go see Max rap down in Long Beach?
guy #2; Nah esse, hes probly gonna steal all of our food.
guy#3: Yeaaaahh brah, Max's only claim to fame is that those kool peoples Sublime and Snoop Dogg are from there.
guy #1: You homies are right, Max is gay.
Max by ballaballa123 April 14, 2009
Related Words
Max maxwell maximus maxime Maxine Maxim maxi maximilian maxx Maximillian
the most common dog name and the best kind of dog
Someloser: Max, ur a good dog.

Max:Woof
Max by Jazzy-jazz July 3, 2012
An alternative to using the word fail. The use is a shortened version of the word maximum to be used as the antithesis of the meaning:"the height, or peak or success, the maximum".

The use of max can strangely be seen in post modern literature in an attempt to be creative about language. Sadly, the use of max as an adjective can often be overlooked or missed.

Can be seen as lax written with a heavy accent.
I feel that you should avoid overworking yourself, lest your works results be max comparison to the norm.
max by LiteraryAnonmoly June 3, 2009
Self conceded and Egotistical. Will play multiple girls at once. Will frequently make offensive and rude remarks. Will loathe in corners while overwhelmed with his pathetic amount of self pity. Typically bad at baseball. Most maxes wear mismatched outfits and resemble heat miser. Tall and ugly.
Person: hey see Max over there?
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.

Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.
Max by fetty woppp November 4, 2016
A stupid clingy person who thinks everyone likes him when in reality no one do. He is a player and mess wih people's emotions. And makes people uncomfortable. He makes people mad all the time. He is a cute also
Max by Buttward April 10, 2017
Hmm Max a boy that is Mexican believes he has good looks he acts pretty chill but then u see his worst color he is a fuckboy he tries to fuck every girl in San Diego he goes to otay ranch high school and he calls his dick daddy's huge cock he prefers you to call him daddy on ft and he claims he has "homegirls and shootas"
Damn stop being a fuckboy dillan your being a Max ew
Max by No thanks ew August 2, 2017