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DIRTY MUSLIM

When you you are going to cum you pull out and yell “ Ali Akbar “ as you EXPLODE into her eyes through her hijab

after you have blinded her with jizz you MUST throw a BIG ROCK at her because she didn’t get pregnant

This is similar to the “UGLY MUSLIM”
She wanted halal everything so i figured if she wanted everything Muslim style

i would give her an DIRTY MUSLIM since my mother raised me to be polite and inclusive
by Homeless Jesus November 10, 2025
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Muslim

Someone who follows the religion of Islam.
The Muslim is planning to go a mosque to pray to Allah.
by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022
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Handsome, loyal, African, Muslim man

A handsome, loyal, African, Muslim man is someone’s who’s naturally beautiful in every aspect. He’s also from West African decent and very faithful while practicing the religion of Islam. You don’t have to be African or Muslim to part of gang or the movement , but you MUST be loyal and handsome.
Seydou Jolie is the founder and creator of the handsome, loyal, African, Muslim man movement.
by seyjolie July 12, 2023
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Submarine Muslim

A Muslim who converts to or practices Islam without revealing their conversion or Islamic faith. They practice Islam in secret - sometimes not even telling their own family members. Reasons for this behaviour includes not wanting to be discriminated against; avoiding the drama associated with Islam's stance on homosexuality / Palestine etc; avoiding fallout issues with family members and friends.
Joe is a submarine Muslim, you won't see him wearing a thobe
by Moderately Concerned June 20, 2023
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muslim

a person following the religion of islam
"ohhh thats why shes wearing the hijab, shes a muslim"
by anything this web accepts September 5, 2022
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Muslim

Someone who's not a terrorist but a smol cute person who has simple cute believes in Allah.
Person 1: he's a Muslim, a cute happy Muslim
Person 2: yeah he says no Allahuakbar boom.
by Taekookaremyhubands<3 November 25, 2021
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Kabells a Muslim boro

"Kabells a Muslim boro" is a phrase often repeated by a Muslim kid but due to his strong accent the phrase "Kabil's a Muslim bro" It turns into "Kabells a Muslim boro"
p1: What religion is Kabil?
p2: "Kabells a Muslim boro"
by Mucktady November 28, 2024
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