A no friend taki eating loser. Just kidding. Luke is a quiet friend that only opens up to around 3 to 2 people. But when he does boy is he talkative and loud. Obsessed with fortnite and his dog.
by Tina: respect April 13, 2021
Get the Lukemug. A ginger kid who likes to watch fake taxi videos (Prefers Dog Fake Taxi). Has a 2 inch willy and uses it on men and sometimes female horses (especially horse collpys one.)Is a mad man at Minecraft and knows it is very dangerous to mine at night. He can be described as Ed Sheehan’s deformed son or as most people say a hotter version of Ron Weasley.A Luke’s hobbies include Minecraft, Minecraft irl and most famously having cosplay intercoarse in a villager suit.
Woah this guy got into Stampys love garden for dressing up as Stampy while having sexual intercoarse with a horse who picked him up in a taxi
That was probably a Luke
That was probably a Luke
by BigWillyBill February 19, 2019
Get the Lukemug. A man with autism, an acne covered dick and body, tends to be attracted to feminists and women younger than him.
by Semen licker December 10, 2017
Get the Lukemug. That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.
“ did you hear with that shithead Luke did?”
“No what?”
“Kept making jokes in class while the student was talking about how the parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”
“No what?”
“Kept making jokes in class while the student was talking about how the parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”
by Gl0v35 February 3, 2022
Get the lukemug. A retarded ass bitch that deserves to go to hell.
He is a total luke
by I dont need you to know myname December 9, 2018
Get the Lukemug. this man will have a 1 inched, eat stigs to fill him up, call you a nigga, be a nigga, and everything in-between. he is ass at handball and can't even say hi to a girl.
How Luke starts a conversation:
Luke: "fat nuts"
Girl: "???"
Luke: "sorry that was my friend"
Luke: "anyway, how was your day?"
Luke: "fat nuts"
Girl: "???"
Luke: "sorry that was my friend"
Luke: "anyway, how was your day?"
by The Fat Voluptuous Coc September 8, 2020
Get the Lukemug.