Lord Lard

Defines someone who is the king lard. They allow everyone to do stuff for them because they are Lord Lard. Everyone bow to them because they are the most comical and amazing in the room.

Look it’s Lord Lard sitting on her lap. Lord Lard! Lord Lard!

Let’s go get Lord Lard something to eat they need their protein.

by Whitkinster June 18, 2019

Humongous Fat Lard

Delta’s Mom

Wow Delta’s Mom is such a Humongous Fat Lard

by Big Man Jean November 1, 2020

600 pounds of lard

Something you’d buy on an important expedition.

“Boy, this journey sure is long. I wish we had 600 pounds of lard.”

by Lincoln Crumplenut May 4, 2022

lard arse

fat arse bum you smell like shit what a wicked web site man

fuk u

by jamestplz March 21, 2003

LARDASS DOUGH BOY

IF YOUR NAME IS RICH AND YOU WORK IN A PRINT SHOP AND EAT MCDONALDS MORE THAN 4 TIMES A WEEK AND SPEND 1500 DOLLARS ON THE COFFEE TRUCK A MONTH

HEY DID YOU SEE THAT LARDASS DOUGH BOY BY THE SHRINK WRAPPING MACHINE

by JOHN112696 July 22, 2010

lardtard

A fat person who stalks you.

Look at the lardtard on the television.

by Ali and Shea poo March 28, 2003

Lardosis

Incapacity having eaten a large quantity of food, noted to be particularly severe if the food was particularly high in fat content.

I can't move right now, I'm suffering from lardosis.

by Lardman February 15, 2008