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Link Slut

A person who sends stupid links to everyone they know, over and over again.
JMTGP: "That video sucked balls"
DFM: "Damn it! I didn't get to watch it yet!"
JB: "Oh he sent the same video to me."
JMTGP: "That Link Slut!"
by TUBER October 30, 2012
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jerry link

A URL that a person refuses to open because it might contain content that is NSFW
Person 1: Did you get Dave's message on Steam?
Person 2: Yea, but I didn't open up his message because he usually sends me jerry links.
by seveneleven98 January 1, 2016
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family link

a stupid app that makes kids kill themselves
son; I can't play with my phone!
dad: well to bad you stubborn lil brat I can all I want and you can't! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
son: well then flip you dad I'm Asian so now i have saved up $2,000,000 (a lot more than you're worth btw) so I can bye my own dorm and I won't have rules by YOU! So now I'm leaving and going to learn how to hack Google accounts so I can UNLOCK my phone who's laughing now hauteur which we.
dad: He.. he... he.. BOY YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST SAVE UP TWO MILLION DOLLAS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!? YOU CANT YOU STUPID GUY THAT PUT A SUNFLOWER SEED UP YOUR BUT AND THOUGHT YOU COULD GROW A POOP GRASS FOREST!!!!! CUZ IF SO YOU IS SCREWD SO NOW IM JUST GONNA TAKE YOUR PHONE AND PUT IT UP YOUR 69YR GRANDPAS LAWN MOWER AND THEN ILL SUE YOU AND YOULL BE IN JAIL FOR MORE THAN 200YR AND NOW I WILL GIVE YOU FAMILY PP LINK FOR EVER HUHUHUUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUUUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH.
son: thee f**k??????

hey I am currently using family link for my child right now
by Lablesss March 7, 2023
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chimp-link

when multiple chimps join together to form a chain while humping each other. Often accompanied by aggressive shrieking or grunting.
Oh god, look at that Chimp-link! This one is quite impressive, they have even got the alpha male involved
by YxngLee May 15, 2022
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link amnesia

Landing on a web-page or article while browsing the web, with no idea why and no memory of how you got there.
Brian: Where did you find that article you were telling me about?

Melissa: No idea, I got really bad link amnesia as soon as I started reading.
by angrywords April 8, 2013
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Off the link

fun, happening, crazy, exciting, wild
by goldie0611 August 24, 2009
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c-link

Copy a URL (address) on a desktop or laptop. Right-click the URL you want to copy. Or click on this symbol 🔗
c-link if you feel sorry for them.
c link to get more followers
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