lardolpophobia

the fear of slimy bum hairs

Guy: *shows dude picture of slimy butt hair*
Dude: man thats scary
Man: this is a common case of lardolpophobia

by Charlie Kirky December 20, 2025

haha-larious

1.A term used to describe a poor joke most often in a sarcastic response to being the comic's intended target. 2. A dry response to a person who is witty and clever only to themselves, usually said to the person with a completely straight face.

Steve: I just flew in for the holidays and boy are my arms tired!

Joe: Yeah Steve that was haha-larious, you should quit your job as an architect and totally do stand up.

by CJPA251 December 25, 2013

high-larious

When something is more than hilarious. Instead of saying highly hilarious, say high-larious!

That joke was high-larious!!

by ellsthebells May 9, 2016

key largo plumber

When you're fucking a girl from behind in her pussy and insert your whole hand in her anus and start to jerk yourself off.

I was with a girl last night and she was a total freak so i gave her the Key Largo Plumber.

by Aby Mandy September 12, 2017

timeka larfield

the love of my life, my one and only, the reason i have a smile on my face, my queen, my love, my princess, my future wife. iloveyou Timeka Larfield.

Timeka Larfield i can't wait for the day i get to marry you.

by Timeka Larfield January 16, 2018

lance larock

A large wild animal. Often found in northern wisconsin. Commonly known for sticking things in its ass, and mates with close relatives. Often times they abandon their young, only to adopt other creatures as young, as long as the mother has an income ( sticks berries or rocks.) the life expectancy is not known but known to be short due to its inability to support itself. Do not approach if seen your butthole will be in danger

I saw a lance larock fornicating its cousin

That lance larock stuck a whole tree stump up its bum!

I thinkthe lance larock tried to stick it in my arse, but i couldn't tell.

by 3.14spacecase July 17, 2018

pyper lanford

pyper Lanford is a deceiving jerk that hates everyone and everyone hates her she is very very very very very RUDE,..

you know pyper lanford is just sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo rude

by me poo poo need go October 3, 2018