Lance

The epitome of the word cunt. Often has delusions of grandeur that’s he’s a top bloke but is in fact the biggest piece of shit.

He’s such a Lance. You’ll want to smack him before you even meet him.

by Flatearth September 7, 2021

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Worlds coolest guy. Spends his time bartering on craigslist, usually for cats.

Lance Flugelhorn traded me a vacuum cleaner for a cat that supposedly used a toilet.

by CatTrainer1974 April 19, 2011

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the hot fascist dude from EBF

lance. fuck he’s hot

by pyuntanyl March 16, 2024

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Lance is a person with no hoes

Omg kodyiak lance is here 😱

by Thenuttmaster November 20, 2023

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Hes great at almost every sport there is in the planet, but mostly football (soccer). He is very family oriented. He is very smart and good to be with a girl who plays football, mostly the ones that are mature. He also is a straight A+ student.

Aroan: Have you seen the guy with the name locsin in his jersey? Hes so good at football.
David: I know dude, I feel like she likes a girl. idk her tho....
Aroan: I want to be him dude.

David: I stalked him his name is lance locsin

by messi0912 September 28, 2018

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