Kyle drinks Monster Energy, punches holes in drywall, still plays Black Ops II even though it is 2019, hates his dad, rides a Razor scooter even though he is 17, probably has a criminal record and wears a Monster Energy snapback.
Mom: Kyle we are going to see dad in the hospital
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)
by Gekyume Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy June 19, 2019
Tall, skinny, stupid. Holds his phone too close to his face. Doesn't do work. Didn't or won't go to collage, and has lots of warts. If u know a guy named Kyle, stay away unless you want to have warts. Also addicted to people named Jack, and want to live with them. STAY AWAY!!!
by Fatboy6969 October 01, 2019
the soul embodiment of god himself. destroying anyone in his path one by one. the most important, smart, fit person you will ever meet. he can destroy a whole content with the snap of his finger. “god who?” - kyle spanish 2019
Alex: yo jacob.
Jacob: yeah?
Alex: does it ever worry you or keep you up at night that everything, all of humanity’s hard work could just be wiped out in a nano second. just from the snap of kyle spanish’s fingers.
jacob: um...no?
Alex: oh okay.
Jacob: yeah?
Alex: does it ever worry you or keep you up at night that everything, all of humanity’s hard work could just be wiped out in a nano second. just from the snap of kyle spanish’s fingers.
jacob: um...no?
Alex: oh okay.
by blexbharette March 25, 2019
A wannabe or real skater boi who wears beanies and lives off of Monster and Taco Bell. They sometimes contract ligma, sugma, fugma, AND bofa. They also COMPLETELY OBLITERATE any sort of drywall and or someone who has spilled their Monster.
by CertifiedWeebTrash July 22, 2019
by Dad is that you June 03, 2019
person 1: yo you see Kyle yet?
person 2: yahhh he shattered his hand from punching his concrete wall but some how managing to break it.
person 2: yahhh he shattered his hand from punching his concrete wall but some how managing to break it.
by Kennedi Huff December 31, 2019