Koala Wank

Where a girl effectivley hugs the penis similar to the tit wank but with more cwtching. Similar to how a koala climbs a tree

Patch: "dude i got a dutch rudder last night!"
Jamie: " thats nothing i got a koala wank!!!"

by BlossomFM&TheWalrus November 24, 2009

koalie

Fucking emo bitch that’s gay asf, rude asf, and depressed asf. Fortunately, I love her very much and her music taste is pretty rad, my dude. Unfortunately, she has to put up with me when I’m really sleepy and even though she says she doesn’t love me, I think deep down Inside of that cold heart, she loves me.

I shoulda been named Koalie.

by Nonexistent December 8, 2017

koala sloth

Joey kidney's way of hugging someone

It can be hard to koala sloth.

by Whyhathmygodforsakenme April 28, 2019

Koala Orgy

When a group of people with chlamydia having an orgy

How did you get sick?
I didn’t know it but I was at a koala orgy.

by LELEGOGo September 29, 2020

kosain

He Is very smart , intelligent and mainly focused on building them self . They are the superior from everyone

Every girl has crush on Kosain but he Don't have a crush on anyone ( sorry girls)

by anonymous November 23, 2021

kobalykobkob

A word that means nothing but fun to say

NUMBER ONE KOBALYKOBKOB YEAH KOB WE BOUTTA GET DOWN

by TheRealDirtyNameMan February 25, 2023

cheetah koala

Obviously, a cross between a cheetah and koala. Only existing under the influence of extreme highness. Most commonly heard but never seen, makes you crave snacks.

A lot less scary than chupacabras.

"shhh, you guys here that?!... cheetah koalas..."

by ck whisperer April 10, 2008